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Nov 06, 2014 santa is allergic to cats, so he has a policy against delivering them as gifts. The movie begins in the 14th century, where a kind toymaker named claus david huddleston and his wife anya judy cornwell are caught in a blizzard with their reindeer donner and blitzen. Dec 07, 2011 overall santa claws is just an exercise in ridiculously bad filmmaking. When a gift sack full of kittens gives santa a bad allergic reaction, the kitties have to take over and deliver the presents. Get the best deals on the santa clause vhs tapes when you shop the largest online selection at. David huddleston plays santa, but doesnt get abovethetitle billing despite playing the title character the films first act presents an origin. Santa clawsa christmas horror mini movie gacha life. Watch a movie on tony the terrors christmas chillers list. The first film in the santa clause film series, it stars tim allen as scott calvin, an ordinary man who accidentally causes santa claus played by tim allens actual movie stunt double, steve lucescu to fall from his roof on christmas eve. Santa claus the movie vhs vhs tape 1986 vtg christmas rare original media fast.
His mom, julia nicola lambo, refuses to let him keep his litter of kittens too much responsibility or to celebrate christmas you need to be self. The campy 1980s christmas horror film pits an evil santa claus against an innocent town just trying to celebrate the season. Its a mostly kidfriendly film with some mild slapstick violence and one random sexual comment by santa. See santa s amazing magnetic kinetic hullaballu toymaking machine. Its got all that going for it and more in this cornerstone of a santa claus film. A bhorror movie actress is stalked by a deranged fan bent on. Discover the growing collection of high quality most relevant xxx movies and clips. It looks like it was shot on vhs and the audiomy god, the audio. In the oversaturated killer santa subgenre, santa claws manages to be the worst one that ive seen and thats really saying something because with very few exceptions these types of movies are complete horseshit. Tim allen is great in his movie debut as scott, a toy salesman that owned the roof where santa claus fell from to his death.
In the film, santa works in outer space and does battle with a demon named pitch, sent to earth by lucifer to ruin christmas by killing santa and making all the children of the earth do evil. A bhorror movie actress is stalked by a deranged fan bent on claiming her for himself. A 1985 film from the producers of the first three superman movies and the director of supergirl. One would expect a holiday epic with a title like santa claus. Santa claws 2014 u 1h 26m animal tales when a gift sack full of kittens gives santa a bad allergic reaction, the kitties have to take over and deliver the presents on time. Santa is allergic to cats, so he has a policy against delivering them as gifts. In spite of the title, few would argue that this 1985 movie is the definitive santa claus film. But little tommy has been so good, and all he wants is one small kitty santa says ok. A bhorror movie actress is stalked by a deranged fan bent on claiming her for. Watch demented men dressed as santa claus or a demon krampus give your old antichristmas sentiments a.
Santa claus the movie 1985 vhs media release rare christmas film. They nearly freeze to death, but are later awakened by a mysterious light and then a group of elves coming forward to greet them. Tim allen brings santa to life, but, with the help of eric lloyd and wendy crewson, the movie turns into a homerun hit. With debbie rochon, grant kramer, john mowod, dawn michelucci. With dudley moore, john lithgow, david huddleston, burgess meredith. Santa claws 2014 stream and watch online moviefone. Santa claws is a 1996 slasher film written and directed by john a. I wouldnt have included such santas as the christmas story.
Imho, for a santa to really be a bad movie santa, it needed to be trying to be serious and fail utterly. Tommy, who is unable to celebrate christmas because his mom says santa isnt real, leaves his kittens out for santa to take back to the north pole, but after a major allergic reaction santa cant fly the sleigh or deliver presents anymore, so the kittens have to deliver. The strangest and most disturbing santa claus movie of them all features rene cardonas santa claus movie from 1959 is so utterly bizarre that it transcends christmas. Santa claus sometimes also known as santa claus vs. Overall santa claws is just an exercise in ridiculously bad filmmaking. The legend of santa claus is put in jeopardy when an unscrupulous toy manufacturer attempts to take over christmas. Quartet records, universal music group, capitol records, calash corporation and studio canal present a slightly remastered edition of the highly requested reissue of henry mancinis charming score for santa claus. Dec 25, 2018 santa claus wasnt always chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf. No other sex tube is more popular and features more fucking santa claus scenes than pornhub. Tommy leaves his kittens out for santa to take back to the north pole, but after a. It is the last major fantasy film produced by the paris based fatherandson production team of alexander and ilya salkind. The movie is a 1985 holiday film that is both about the origin of santa claus and the story of an evil toymaker played by john lithgow who seeks to take over christmas with the help of a prodigal elf played by dudley moore. Grant kramer is debs nextdoornutcase whos obsessed with her to the point that hell kill to keep her name on very cheaplooking video box covers.
The plot is jumbled, the characters are unlikable, the special effects are terrible, and there are obvious mistakes, such as seeing the cameraman in some of the shots. Released 2014, santa claws stars nicolalambo, evanboymel, johnp. Clause falls off the roof on christmas eve, scott dons santas. The movie needs a superscrooge, and all it gets is the kind of bad guy ralph nader might have invented. See santas amazing magnetic kinetic hullaballu toymaking machine. Even though some of its special effects are now dated, santa claus. Watch the latest santa claws trailer on video detective.
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The movie is a 1985 britishamerican christmas film starring dudley moore, john lithgow, and david huddleston in the title role. Santa claws is pretty much a big mess right from the start of the movie. The story of santa clause cbs vhs video tape movie. Parents need to know that the santa clause is a 1994 christmasthemed movie in which tim allen plays a toy industry executive who transforms into jolly old saint nick himself. So in pleading cries from his young son, scott puts on the late jollyoldelfs suit and instantly becomes santa, which insues problems to him, his exwife and her new boyfriend played with annoying sarcasm by judge reinhold and scotts son.
The movie is a touching tale that deserves to be rediscovered by younger generations. In the film, santa works in outer space and does battle with a demon named pitch, sent to earth by lucifer to ruin christmas by killing santa and making all the children of the. But, although theres an overarching message about the true meaning of christmas, its mostly lost under the jumbled plot and really bad acting. Tommy, who is unable to celebrate christmas because his mom says santa isnt real, leaves his kittens out for santa to take back to the north pole, but after a major allergic reaction santa cant fly the sleigh or deliver presents anymore, so the kittens have to deliver the rest of the presents to all the boys and girls before sunrise. Santa claws is a cheaplooking film, with colours that are both drab and garish, less than slick and sometimes gimmicky photography and tacky editing that indicated it was all hastily put together. The strangest and most disturbing santa claus movie of. Parents need to know that santa claws is a lowbudget, poorly acted, and slightly bizarre christmas flick about trying to prove santa is real. Dec 20, 2019 it is full of fun and christmas spirit and it is one that many families have watched for ages every time christmas rolls around. The good thing about the movie is the special effects. Only because that was exactly how that santa was supposed to be. Movie coming christmas, 2020 kids are awesome parenting is hard but awesome christmas. It is a heartfelt story about the origins of santa claus himself and. Tommy leaves his kittens out for santa to take back to the north pole, but after a major allergic reaction santa cant deliver presents anymore, so the kittens have to deliver the rest of the presents to all the boys and girls.
Though the audacious subtitle doesnt grace the film, its been used in publicity materials from the start all the way through this new 25th anniversary edition dvd and bluray release. At best the effects are slapdash and again indicative of very rushed and underbudgeted production. The santa clause is a 1994 american christmas fantasy family comedydrama film written by leo benvenuti and steve rudnick, and directed by john pasquin. With the aid of merlin, santa claus must defeat the evil machinations of the devil pitch to ruin xmas. As far as movie titles go, you dont often see one as bold as santa claus. His inheritance of the title is an accident because calvin misses the clause stating that he agrees to become santa upon putting on the clothes. When a gift sack full of kittens gives santa a bad allergic reaction, the kitties have to take over and deliver the and deliver. Santa claws nude scenes 39 images and 10 videos including appearances from debbie rochon christine cavalier lisa delien. Perhaps the most iconic department store santa is kris kringle in the 1947 classic santa claus movie miracle on 34 street. The movie 1985 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Guns are drawn as tim allens new santa gets arrested by police. A young natalie wood played a little girl who believes kris kringle.
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